Issue #29

[mistconduct]

Sup, Barge assholes. I'm back.

It's been like a whole fucking year, so I'm not going to bore you with the immense amount of crap that went down in my world because oh, hey, come up to the infirmary and take a look. Everyone and their mom already has.

Speaking of moms, I have an issue of rebranding to announce. Red Mist is dead. Henceforce I am no longer Chris D'Amico, but wish instead to be addressed by my super name, The Motherfucker. It's going to be a while before I'm back in the costume but regardless of that, I want you all to call me The Motherfucker. It grows on you.

And speaking of that, informal poll time, fucking yes it's that time again!

On a scale of 1 to 5, Chris' new goatee is;
-Awesome.
-REALLY fucking awesome.
-Sculpted like Michaelangelo's David.
-Way better than Tony Stark's
-I haven't seen it; every time I turn to observe I'm blinded by the awesome.

Comments

[mistconduct]

Fuck, if you're that upset about my name, I don't think I want to tell you what the gang following me on Twitter call themselves.

[wemaketheworld]

Going to regret asking, am sure.

[mistconduct]

The, um.


Toxic Mega-Cunts...?

[wemaketheworld]

...Yes. Do regret asking.

[mistconduct]

I bet you never had a fan club.

[wemaketheworld]

Don't bet.

But no. Didn't.

[mistconduct]

Why don't you bet?

[wemaketheworld]

Gambling. Moral impurity. Profit off losses of others through deception.

[mistconduct]

I think you're mixing up betting with con artistry.

[wemaketheworld]

Isn't much difference.

[mistconduct]

You must be all sorts of fun come the Superbowl.