Issue #27

[mistconduct]

Hey inmates and other wretched villainy of mankind and shit, I'm going home in like five days. What the fuck can I pick up for people?

I don't know if any of you knew this but my family is loaded. So seriously, give me a list and think of me as your hook-up guy. You name it, I can get it.

Except drugs or weapons because while I can totally manage it, that's the sort of shit that gets me demoted and makes Rorschach break my thumbs, so yeah, I don't love any of you all that much.

Fucking pass me those Post-Its. And if I don't see you before then, um.

Wish me luck?

Comments

[mistconduct]

I saw a dude kill a guy with a baseball once. A dodgeball's too big.

[mirabilis]

Would you care to find that out?

[mistconduct]

You threatening me now?

[mirabilis]

I didn't say that you had to be on the end of it.

[mistconduct]

As a warden I totally shouldn't be advocating violence towards others.

As a former inmate and a pissed-off teenager, I say go for Harvey Dent.

[mirabilis]

For any reason? [ She likely won't go for him, but she's still curious why ]

[mistconduct]

He's an asshole who beat up my boyfriend.

[mirabilis]

That sounds like a jolly good reason, then, although it might be more satisfying to punish him yourself.

[mistconduct]

Yes, it is a jolly good reason.

Eh. I like to work through other channels.

[mirabilis]

With something you could deny.

What would it be worth? [ For curiosity ]

[mistconduct]

Now that we've announced it in public? Fucking nothing.

[mirabilis]

Then it's unlikely you'll get your wish.

[mistconduct]

That's cool. The Barge specializes in never giving me what I want.

[mirabilis]

I can see why it wouldn't, you're not working for it.

[mistconduct]

What? Come on. If I work for it I'll be a psychopath for sure.

[mirabilis]

Or someone looking for vengeance.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I'm still sort of trying to figure out that phase of my life right now.

[mirabilis]

You might need to work that out quickly.

[mistconduct]

What's the rush?

[mirabilis]

Aren't you a warden now?

[mistconduct]

So? I'm nineteen. I've got time, plenty of it.

[mirabilis]

And that matters how?

[mistconduct]

It just means I have time to figure shit out. Stop pressuring me.

[mirabilis]

If you call this pressure you'll be surprised about what else there is.

[mistconduct]

Don't lecture me. It just pisses me off.