Issue #27

[mistconduct]

Hey inmates and other wretched villainy of mankind and shit, I'm going home in like five days. What the fuck can I pick up for people?

I don't know if any of you knew this but my family is loaded. So seriously, give me a list and think of me as your hook-up guy. You name it, I can get it.

Except drugs or weapons because while I can totally manage it, that's the sort of shit that gets me demoted and makes Rorschach break my thumbs, so yeah, I don't love any of you all that much.

Fucking pass me those Post-Its. And if I don't see you before then, um.

Wish me luck?

Comments

[soliterraneous]

What is gay?

[mistconduct]

It means I don't like girls. I go for dudes. My boyfriend's here, his name's Cassel, he graduated around the same time as me.

Don't they have gay guys on your planet?

[soliterraneous]

I was born and lived on a ship, not on a planet.

We don't have a word for it. People recreate with whom they wish.

[mistconduct]

Oh.

So you're one of the free love hippie aliens. I gotcha.

It sucks that Captain Kirk's not here anymore.

[soliterraneous]

I said nothing about love.

[mistconduct]

They never do. Until Kirk gets a hold of them, that is.

that is the creepiest fucking icon

[soliterraneous]

...no.

fff yeah a bit.

[mistconduct]

Yess.

[soliterraneous]

Let me guess: he was human too?

[mistconduct]

Let's get one thing straight; I'm from Earth. Everyone I know is from Earth. We don't stray too far from home. So you can safely assume that the majority of people I know and talk to are all human.

Kirk included.

[soliterraneous]

You can't stray too far from home, you mean.

I would not fall in love with a human.

[mistconduct]

Can't, won't. I'm pretty far from home now.

You'd be totally seduced by one, though.