Issue #27

[mistconduct]

Hey inmates and other wretched villainy of mankind and shit, I'm going home in like five days. What the fuck can I pick up for people?

I don't know if any of you knew this but my family is loaded. So seriously, give me a list and think of me as your hook-up guy. You name it, I can get it.

Except drugs or weapons because while I can totally manage it, that's the sort of shit that gets me demoted and makes Rorschach break my thumbs, so yeah, I don't love any of you all that much.

Fucking pass me those Post-Its. And if I don't see you before then, um.

Wish me luck?

Comments

[deadliestviper]

Ah.

[Private]

[There are many things she could say here, about killing people you've loved, killing friends, killing the ones who have hurt you, but they all feel too personal and specific to her own circumstances to share. So instead all she says is:]

Good luck. You can -- well. I don't envy you.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Yeah. It's going to be so shitty.

I can what?

[Private]

[deadliestviper]

If they have to die, you can do it by stealth. It doesn't have to be a fight.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

I'm going to be wearing a mask anyway. They won't know it's me.

[Private]

[deadliestviper]

I meant for your sake, not theirs.

It's easier to drop a poison in a cup of coffee or take a good shot at someone than to watch their face while they die.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

I only want to kill the really bad ones.

[Private]

[deadliestviper]

Then be careful. And don't risk getting hurt if you don't have to, all right?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Got it. Thanks.