Issue #27

[mistconduct]

Hey inmates and other wretched villainy of mankind and shit, I'm going home in like five days. What the fuck can I pick up for people?

I don't know if any of you knew this but my family is loaded. So seriously, give me a list and think of me as your hook-up guy. You name it, I can get it.

Except drugs or weapons because while I can totally manage it, that's the sort of shit that gets me demoted and makes Rorschach break my thumbs, so yeah, I don't love any of you all that much.

Fucking pass me those Post-Its. And if I don't see you before then, um.

Wish me luck?

Comments

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Oh.

I dunno how time works on the Barge. Rorschach left for two days but says he was away twenty-five. I don't know what's the ratio of time displacement.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

All right, well, whatever, it's probably not gonna be like tomorrow, so just... just, uh, so you know, stuff might be a little different when you get back. Pack stuff.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

...What's that supposed to mean? Am I out? Are you guys kicking me out?

[Private]

[yeahscience]

What? No.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Oh.

Then what?

[Private]

[yeahscience]

I was thinking I might...

You know.

[Private]

[mistconduct]

No way.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

I mean... instant family, right?

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Oh my fucking god YES!

Yes yes YES oh my god! Oh my god you're going to be a wolf! Fucking awesome, man! Can I watch?! Holy SHIT!

[Private]

[yeahscience]

Nah, come on, I just told you, it'll probably be while you're out saving New York or whatever. [But he's smiling now, a slow grin spreading across his face.]

[Private]

[mistconduct]

Aw, seriously? I'm going to miss it? Jesus, Jesse, that's so fucking awesome!