Issue #24

[mistconduct]

Hey, are we back to normal? Is everyone the same age they're supposed to be?


Good, because I am fucking done with babysitting duty.

Also, what I'm done with? Fucking homework. I mean, I know I said I wanted to go back to school, but it's been eight fucking months since I was in eleventh grade, you pricks. There's supposed to be, I don't know, like a learning curve? Or something. Some of this shit is way too hard. Take it back.


Fuck kids. Fuck the teaching annex. Fuck James Bond in particular, dude hits like a truck.

And if you're reading this, fuck you.

Comments

[mistconduct]

What, have you ever been murdered?

[intelligently]

No. [ There were those two (and soon to be three) times where she almost was, but it hasn't actually happened) ]

But I've found a few dead bodies. Feeling good isn't what happens.

[mistconduct]

Well, we're alike in that regard, or whatever.

[intelligently]

You find dead bodies?

[mistconduct]

Not like, all the fucking time.

[intelligently]

How often?

[mistconduct]

Just. Mostly towards the end of my life. And a few times when I was eight and my dad was trying to do a power play.