Issue #76 [Text]

[mistconduct]

Creed attacked Cassel today. Cassel's dead.

I'm putting him in Zero and I'm going to put steps in place to make sure he doesn't get the chance to get at anyone again.

Don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say aside from that, but just..be aware, I guess. He's a dangerous creep and I don't have a full handle on him yet. Obviously.

This one's my fuck-up, guys. I'm owning it. I should've planned better for this shit.

Just..bare with me while I get the hang of this.

[Private to Dillon]

I need you to help bring him back. Please.

Comments

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[punched_hitler]

It was there, you just didn't know it. And now it's there for everyone to see, and you're doing something with it.

Tell me how that's not a smart move, on the Admiral's part - tell me he didn't pick you for a reason, Chris, but I don't think I'll buy it.

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[mistconduct]

I dunno, I just thought it was a lucky guess on his part. Not everyone sticks around until graduation, he makes some pretty shit decisions.

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[punched_hitler]

I can't deny that he does make some pretty shit decisions, but I don't think you were one of them. I don't think anyone here is a shit decision, and honestly, I don't think the people he's sent home were, either.

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[mistconduct]

oooh.

captain america cursed.

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[punched_hitler]

Want to print out the text and have me sign it? Might be worth millions.

[Not only can he swear, he can be a little shit, too.]

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[mistconduct]

I kinda do.

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[punched_hitler]

If it'll make you feel better, I'll make it happen.

Oh, wait - let's go for billions:

FUCK

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[mistconduct]

holy shit.

i'm having very mixed feelings about this right now.

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[punched_hitler]

Should I take that as a compliment? I feel like I should.

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[mistconduct]

dude what if you get demoted because of all this potty talk.

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[punched_hitler]

I think the Admiral's more likely to literally wash my mouth out with soap.

At least, as a first try to clean me up before demotion.

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[mistconduct]

I'd be careful if I were you, man. Soap is no joke.

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[punched_hitler]

Especially not when you have really, really sensitive taste buds.

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[mistconduct]

that's not a real power steve

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[punched_hitler]

Says you.

Okay, I really can't tell. Maybe it's just that I can breathe through my nose these days. Allergies are hell.

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[mistconduct]

awww does big bad captain america get hurt by the flowers

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[punched_hitler]

You've clearly never had allergies.

Not anymore, though, no.

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[mistconduct]

Lucky you.

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[punched_hitler]

Every once in a while.