Issue #73

[mistconduct]

Yeah, fuck this noise. Why do you guys get to have all the fun around here..


Ahem.


ATTENTION, BITCHES! The following wardens and inmates have been paired;

Chris and Mickey
Cassel and Omar
Sabretooth and fucking no one. He's terrible.



Files appear!

....

Now that is some serious David Blaine street magic shit.

Comments

[tucky]

Maybe with those other guys, the Admiral was speaking through 'em. They might not have just decided to do it.

[mistconduct]

Fuck that noise. Why can't I be Admiral? I'd be a great Admiral.

[tucky]

I don't think any of us would be good Admirals.

[mistconduct]

Please. You might suck at it, but I've got the charisma to lead.

[tucky]

I wouldn't suck at it.

[That's her immediate, defensive reaction. But after a second or two...]

... Nah, I mean, I would. But you would, too. It ain't just about leading, it's about trying to play God. You got to be the Admiral to be the Admiral.

[mistconduct]

No, it's totally about raw confidence. I have that shit in spades, man.

[tucky]

You're wrong. I think you're wrong.

[mistconduct]

I think your face is wrong.

[tucky]

Fuck off. Don't be a dick.

[mistconduct]

You don't be a dick.

[tucky]

I'm not! I'm being nice.

[mistconduct]

Is that what you call it?

[tucky]

Yup. It's kinda my new thing now.

[mistconduct]

I thought being a dick was your thing.

[tucky]

Now I got a new thing.

[mistconduct]

What the fuck ever.

[tucky]

... You ain't mad for real, right?

[mistconduct]

Do I look mad?

[tucky]

A... little bit?

[mistconduct]

I'm just fucking with you.

[tucky]

Okay.

You're a strange guy, you know that?

[mistconduct]

If by strange you mean fucking hot and good-looking, I agree.

[tucky]

You're only kinda good-looking.

[mistconduct]

Jealous? I'm gorgeous.

[tucky]

You got a nice face and all.