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Issue #67 - Voice

Hey Barge.

What's Spider-Man's favorite month?
Web-uary.

[A dry, humorless laugh, and the sound of a page turning]

What does Barbara wear to bed?
Her Dark Knight gown.

Why do all the chicks go for Magneto?
He's attractive.

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

[ooc: Chris is still emotion-worked! For more information, see here and here]

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Figure out what's going on is my advice. You're not yourself, man.

What, do I need to go on a spiritual journey to find myself?

Beats the hell outta me.

How about I worry about the shit that actually matters?

A person not being themselves is pretty important. [His tone is distant. Flat. He'd know.]

Dude, I'm just having some kind of dry spell. I'll get over it. Or I'll get on anti-depressants.

[He doesn't believe it, but he also doesn't know what else to say. So he just nods.]

Okay. Good luck.

Thanks. Totally.

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