Issue #62 - Video

[mistconduct]

[In the mess hall is Chris, who's somehow procured a gigantic poster board stretching a good twelve feet across.

On the board is pinned a photo of everyone on the Barge. Marker in hand, Chris begins going through the photos one by one - every time he gets to someone he knows is changed, he scribbles a black goatee on their face. Yes, even the women. Especially the women.

He pauses when he hits Tig Traeger.

And then takes out a small bottle of White-Out and begins to carefully erase his goatee]






[OOC: A thousand thank-yous to Fire for the amazing art!]

Comments

cw: the language is only going to get worse from here

[mistconduct]

Oh, great! It's another Hit-Girl! How about everyone can just kill me now? Just chop my head right frigging off.

cw: the language is only going to get worse from here

[ichoosefight]

Untwist your panties, babe. If I was gonna kill you I'd just shoot you.

Re: cw: the language is only going to get worse from here

[mistconduct]

I am in negative numbers on a scale of one to ten about how scared I am about your shooting me.

cw: the language is only going to get worse from here

[ichoosefight]

Which makes sense, on account of beheading being fucking awful. I'm not big on posturing when I can help it. Just saying, beards? Kinda pathetic.

Re: cw: the language is only going to get worse from here

[mistconduct]

Jesus, Steph. Relax. It could have been anything, it didn't have to be beards. I just like 'em.

so this is why one doesn't have too many threads with the same person

[ichoosefight]

Because you're emotionally five. Good to know.

yup

[mistconduct]

Have it your way, dollface.

Don't touch the board.

The more you know~*

[ichoosefight]

What, the elementary school year book board? Don't worry, it's safe.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, that one.

..We should totally make yearbooks. Fuck, I should've done that when Slevin was around!

[ichoosefight]

Christ, what, did you miss out on high school? It wasn't that great, I promise.

[mistconduct]

Last year of high school and most of college. Shut up, this is a big deal to me.

[ichoosefight]

The yearbook? Or the soul-eating dimensional musical chairs?

[ It's not a real question: just a scathing commentary. ]

[mistconduct]

The yearbook.

Also shut up.

[ichoosefight]

Not a chance, kiddo.

[mistconduct]

'Kiddo'? I'm probably older than you!

[ichoosefight]

I'm definitely older than five.

[mistconduct]

Don't be such a dick to people who're trying to help you.

[ichoosefight]

Don't tell me what to do.

And how exactly are you trying to help me?

[mistconduct]

Trying to get you back home, Princess.

[ichoosefight]

Where you're trying to send me sure as shit ain't home. You're trying to get me gone. It's different.

[mistconduct]

All I want is to get our Steph back. The real Stephanie.

[ichoosefight]

Fuck you, D'Amico. I am the real Stephanie. Fucking deal with it.

[mistconduct]

Okay, but you're not my real Stephanie.

[ichoosefight]

Oh, ew. Are you two, like, a thing?

[mistconduct]

Uhh...no. Not even close.