Issue #62 - Video

[mistconduct]

[In the mess hall is Chris, who's somehow procured a gigantic poster board stretching a good twelve feet across.

On the board is pinned a photo of everyone on the Barge. Marker in hand, Chris begins going through the photos one by one - every time he gets to someone he knows is changed, he scribbles a black goatee on their face. Yes, even the women. Especially the women.

He pauses when he hits Tig Traeger.

And then takes out a small bottle of White-Out and begins to carefully erase his goatee]






[OOC: A thousand thank-yous to Fire for the amazing art!]

Comments

[mistconduct]

Except the backwards one. Probably.

[ichoosefight]

I'm not so sure. I bet he's still a loser in backwards land.

[mistconduct]

And what're you like? In backwards land?

[ichoosefight]

I wouldn't know, I've never met her.

[mistconduct]

No, I mean, like. What's your deal here? Are you a warden?

[ichoosefight]

Unless your inmates are allowed to keep their arsenals, I'm pretty sure I'm a warden.

[mistconduct]

Sweet. High five.

[ichoosefight]

I'll pass.

[mistconduct]

God, other you is no fun at all.

[ichoosefight]

Other you is kind of a prick.

[mistconduct]

Yeah, I'll own that. Sorry about him.

[ichoosefight]

Apology accepted. Being a prick is an occupational hazard.

[mistconduct]

Well, at least I'm perfect.

[ichoosefight]

I think you're a little confused about who's assbackwards here.

[mistconduct]

As much as a shitlord as he is, I must be ten times greater than that.

[ichoosefight]

Not a high bar. Also, not the point.

[mistconduct]

What is the point, then?

[ichoosefight]

The point is that you're supposed to be a massive dickwad. Joker is supposed to be a psychotic mass murderer, Blight is supposed to be hard-boiled, and my ship is the one that makes the most sense.

[mistconduct]

But I don't wanna be a massive dickwad.

[ichoosefight]

Bit late for that, don't you think?

[mistconduct]

That's not me. Don't blame me for my double's bullshit.

[ichoosefight]

You've got plenty of bullshit on your own.

[mistconduct]

That's unfair and totally 100% true.