Issue #62 - Video

[mistconduct]

[In the mess hall is Chris, who's somehow procured a gigantic poster board stretching a good twelve feet across.

On the board is pinned a photo of everyone on the Barge. Marker in hand, Chris begins going through the photos one by one - every time he gets to someone he knows is changed, he scribbles a black goatee on their face. Yes, even the women. Especially the women.

He pauses when he hits Tig Traeger.

And then takes out a small bottle of White-Out and begins to carefully erase his goatee]






[OOC: A thousand thank-yous to Fire for the amazing art!]

Comments

[mistconduct]

The yearbook.

Also shut up.

[ichoosefight]

Not a chance, kiddo.

[mistconduct]

'Kiddo'? I'm probably older than you!

[ichoosefight]

I'm definitely older than five.

[mistconduct]

Don't be such a dick to people who're trying to help you.

[ichoosefight]

Don't tell me what to do.

And how exactly are you trying to help me?

[mistconduct]

Trying to get you back home, Princess.

[ichoosefight]

Where you're trying to send me sure as shit ain't home. You're trying to get me gone. It's different.

[mistconduct]

All I want is to get our Steph back. The real Stephanie.

[ichoosefight]

Fuck you, D'Amico. I am the real Stephanie. Fucking deal with it.

[mistconduct]

Okay, but you're not my real Stephanie.

[ichoosefight]

Oh, ew. Are you two, like, a thing?

[mistconduct]

Uhh...no. Not even close.

[ichoosefight]

So then what's it to you?

[mistconduct]

She's my friend, genius. Don't you have friends?

[ichoosefight]

I have allies and I have family. I don't have friends.

[mistconduct]

Wow. Lonely.

[ichoosefight]

I'm not counting biological family in "family".

[ Which improves the company by a lot. ]

[mistconduct]

Fair enough. Your dad's a prick in your universe?

[ichoosefight]

In every universe, I'm sure.

[mistconduct]

Except the backwards one. Probably.

[ichoosefight]

I'm not so sure. I bet he's still a loser in backwards land.

[mistconduct]

And what're you like? In backwards land?

[ichoosefight]

I wouldn't know, I've never met her.

[mistconduct]

No, I mean, like. What's your deal here? Are you a warden?