Issue #62 - Video

[mistconduct]

[In the mess hall is Chris, who's somehow procured a gigantic poster board stretching a good twelve feet across.

On the board is pinned a photo of everyone on the Barge. Marker in hand, Chris begins going through the photos one by one - every time he gets to someone he knows is changed, he scribbles a black goatee on their face. Yes, even the women. Especially the women.

He pauses when he hits Tig Traeger.

And then takes out a small bottle of White-Out and begins to carefully erase his goatee]






[OOC: A thousand thank-yous to Fire for the amazing art!]

Comments

[dinosize]

That one's of Zane, not of me.

[ He may or may not just be messing with you. ]

[mistconduct]

....



Shut the fuck up.

[dinosize]

Might generate a lot of confusion.

[mistconduct]

You're getting the biggest, stupidest goatee of all for that, you prick.

[dinosize]

I think if it's big enough it's just called a beard.

[mistconduct]

Nope.

[And Chris turns back to the board, carefully drawing the Fu Manchu mustache on Stephen. It gets to be so long it drops onto the photo of the person below him]

[dinosize]

Gives my face a certain dignity, doesn't it?

[mistconduct]

You know what gives your face dignity?

Punches. Knuckle sandwiches.

[dinosize]

I wouldn't advise you to try it.

[mistconduct]

How about you stop being such a dick and come up to help me?

[dinosize]

Let me think -

Um, no.

[mistconduct]

So prick-ish. Where's the other guy, I want him back.

[dinosize]

I would be so happy to oblige.

[mistconduct]

You wanna get your stupid face out of mine? Come back when you've grown an awesome beard.

[dinosize]

Or I could just bother you until you draw one.

[mistconduct]

On your face? Yeah, I could do that.

[dinosize]

Try it.

[mistconduct]

No. You'll hurt me.

[dinosize]

Good boy.