Issue #62 - Video

[mistconduct]

[In the mess hall is Chris, who's somehow procured a gigantic poster board stretching a good twelve feet across.

On the board is pinned a photo of everyone on the Barge. Marker in hand, Chris begins going through the photos one by one - every time he gets to someone he knows is changed, he scribbles a black goatee on their face. Yes, even the women. Especially the women.

He pauses when he hits Tig Traeger.

And then takes out a small bottle of White-Out and begins to carefully erase his goatee]






[OOC: A thousand thank-yous to Fire for the amazing art!]

Comments

[patheticvillain]

[Cassel discovers this mess when Tig is halfway de-goateed. Looks at Chris. Looks at the board.]

You know, this is. Actually a really good idea.

[mistconduct]

All my ideas are amazing.

[Chris grins a bit over at Cassel, scribbling in a beard over Sylvanas' face]

[patheticvillain]

Um, no. Most of your ideas are ridiculous bullshit. Like Barge-skiing. This one's good, though.

What happens when you run out of mustaches?

[mistconduct]

Barge skiing was a great idea.

I'd have to run out of markers first. I'll just go steal some from the art room.

[patheticvillain]

What if you run out of mustache-colored markers?

[mistconduct]

There's no such thing. All colors are mustache-colors.

[patheticvillain]

Even, like, purple?

[mistconduct]

Especially purple. If you weren't here, I'd give you a purple mustache.

[patheticvillain]

I don't think purple goes with my overall look, Chris.

[mistconduct]

Maybe if we got you colored contacts...

[patheticvillain]

You are not getting me purple colored contacts.

[mistconduct]

They'd go great with your hair. Don't tell me they wouldn't.

[patheticvillain]

I'm telling you they wouldn't. Anyway, what're you gonna do, ask the Admiral for a year's worth of purple contacts? If I was the Admiral I wouldn't fill that shit.

[mistconduct]

He would, if he was a cool guy. He'd totally do it for me if I asked.