Issue #76 [Text]

[mistconduct]

Creed attacked Cassel today. Cassel's dead.

I'm putting him in Zero and I'm going to put steps in place to make sure he doesn't get the chance to get at anyone again.

Don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say aside from that, but just..be aware, I guess. He's a dangerous creep and I don't have a full handle on him yet. Obviously.

This one's my fuck-up, guys. I'm owning it. I should've planned better for this shit.

Just..bare with me while I get the hang of this.

[Private to Dillon]

I need you to help bring him back. Please.

Comments

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

dare you to shave him.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

i'm not shaving your nasty inmate

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

oh come on.

if you shave victor i'll do something to mickey for you

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

like what

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

i dunno

graduate him so you get all the credit and none of the work.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

i like the work

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

that's because you're a huge nerd.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

yeah i know

i'm worried about you

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

i'm not the one that got filleted by a big stupid smelly cat.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

i'm still worried.

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

i'm not gonna say it wasn't traumatic but it's not like i'm due for a nervous breakdown or anything.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

you're not lying to me, are you?

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

can't you guess?

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

i can guess. but i want to know.

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

it's like every time i talk to you i see you like how you were when he dumped you off.

it's fucked up.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

would it be better if i didn't talk to you?

significantly later, private

[mistconduct]

no

i'd hate that.

significantly later, private

[patheticvillain]

probably the best thing to do is just make lots of new memories to cover that one up

sigh.

[mistconduct]

well

you already gave me head, so.

THROWS UP HANDS

[patheticvillain]

jesus christ

[mistconduct]

oh come on that was amazing

[patheticvillain]

you're the worst person i've ever met

[mistconduct]

then why are we dating

check and mate

[patheticvillain]

because you're the worst person i've ever met

[mistconduct]

so you're just like super masochistic is what you're saying.