Issue #76 [Text]

[mistconduct]

Creed attacked Cassel today. Cassel's dead.

I'm putting him in Zero and I'm going to put steps in place to make sure he doesn't get the chance to get at anyone again.

Don't really have a whole hell of a lot to say aside from that, but just..be aware, I guess. He's a dangerous creep and I don't have a full handle on him yet. Obviously.

This one's my fuck-up, guys. I'm owning it. I should've planned better for this shit.

Just..bare with me while I get the hang of this.

[Private to Dillon]

I need you to help bring him back. Please.

Comments

[demolitions]

Goddammit, no.

[He doesn't like you Chris, but he did like Cassel and he's getting a little tired of Creed fucking up his (sort of) friends.]

[mistconduct]

sorry. i'm sorry.

[demolitions]

Look, you're an asshole, but Creed's a much bigger asshole. If any fault's going to be parceled out, it's going to lie mostly with him.

[mistconduct]

wow that makes me feel worlds better thank you

[demolitions]

Well, I'm sorry it ain't rose petals but it's the best I can do at the moment.

[mistconduct]

christ.

i don't even know what to do with this.

[demolitions]

What, this exchange? You ain't got to do nothing. I got no more to say.

[mistconduct]

no this

wardening thing

[demolitions]

I doubt I'm the best person to ask about that.

[mistconduct]

right right

forgot who i was talking to

[demolitions]

Understandable, considering the stress you must be under

[mistconduct]

can't even tell if that was sarcastic or not

if it was then fuck you dude

[demolitions]

It was not sarcastic. Hopefully that won't be a trend.

[mistconduct]

sorry. can't even tell anymore

[demolitions]

Well I won't hold it against you.

[mistconduct]

what will you hold against me though

[demolitions]

What, you want a list?

[mistconduct]

no

but i would like a cookie from the mess hall

[demolitions]

You be a good boy and I'm sure they'll give you one.

[mistconduct]

yeah but

what if i want you to get me one

[demolitions]

Well then, I guess along with everything else that's gone wrong with your day, you'll have to suffer the anguish of cookie deprivation.

[mistconduct]

my boyfriend is dead why are you being such a prick to me

cookie

c is for cookie and that's good enough for me

[demolitions]

You think eating a cookie is going to right that wrong?

[mistconduct]

I'm saying it wouldn't hurt..

[demolitions]

[You win the title of Most Pathetic Person Ever, Chris.]

I'll see what I can do.