Chris D'Amico (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
mistconduct) wrote2014-12-06 05:28 pm
mistconduct) wrote2014-12-06 05:28 pm
Issue #65
Fucking seriously?
Okay. Children. People under the age of sixteen. Heads up:
Your parents abandoned you here. They left you, with us - monsters and criminals - because you behaved very badly and you're being punished.
If you want to go back home - if you ever want to see Mommy and Daddy again - you'll do what the Adults say, and maybe in the next two to three days or so you'll be allowed to go home.
This means:
-No running
-No screaming at the top of your lungs
-No setting fire to anything
-No trying to start fights or picking on people littler than you
-Actually no picking on people bigger than you, too
-The Enclosure is not a toy and is Off Limits
-No eating the yellow snow.
Break these rules and you'll be stuck with us forever. I don't make the rules, I just report them.
Okay. Children. People under the age of sixteen. Heads up:
Your parents abandoned you here. They left you, with us - monsters and criminals - because you behaved very badly and you're being punished.
If you want to go back home - if you ever want to see Mommy and Daddy again - you'll do what the Adults say, and maybe in the next two to three days or so you'll be allowed to go home.
This means:
-No running
-No screaming at the top of your lungs
-No setting fire to anything
-No trying to start fights or picking on people littler than you
-Actually no picking on people bigger than you, too
-The Enclosure is not a toy and is Off Limits
-No eating the yellow snow.
Break these rules and you'll be stuck with us forever. I don't make the rules, I just report them.