Issue #31

[mistconduct]

Sup, Barge. How's it going?

So, with, like, fucking everything going to hell it seems to me like I've got to get the fuck off this ship.

But I'm not leaving without my deal. And I know at least half you wardens here want the same thing.

So here's what I'm thinking. New game.

Anyone who wants their deal, hit me up. We'll pick one of our inmates, and do all the shit we can to them to force them into graduation. Just keep pounding and pounding away until they fucking break and we can all get the fuck out. And then move onto the next inmate.

I pick Slevin to go first, because, I mean, have you SEEN him? He's an easy pick and he's already murdered people. A little pain is just the thing he needs to accept who he is.

So if you see him, grab him.


And, come to think of it, that goes for Riddick too. You guys are going to need financial backing when you go back to the real world. Kill Riddick, get paid. Simple.

Comments

[ukan]

You want all the Wardens in on this? Because I doubt Slevin will survive long if some of these idiots get hold of him.

[mistconduct]

Not all of them. But the really crazy fucktards won't talk to me anyway.

[ukan]

It's too bad we have so many of them. Breaking them would've had us all out of here months ago.

[mistconduct]

Seriously. Jesus christ, it's like Lord of the Flies up in here.

[ukan]

Here's the question, though: who gets the credit if all of us are working on the same pig?

[mistconduct]

Whosever pig it is. Simple.

[ukan]

I can't imagine wanting to help most of these wardens. Can you?

[mistconduct]

Well. Some of them. Cassel for one, he's my bro.